Three jacketed Spuds

By 29th March 2012News

Denstone’s finest exports got together for the inaugural thought-leader conference yesterday in London to discuss the future of education. Keynote speakers included Prof Tim ‘dunna pud’ Collingwood and Simon ‘3 O levels’ Martin:
Feedback from Londoners included ‘..move big fella you’re blocking the pavement’ and ‘..another bottle of wine, really, are you sure?’
Collingwood summarised: “ London there’s a train under the ground.”
Martin was last clutching a small manbag.

NOTE: if anyone sees a set of keys let me know

my tiny little handbag 
“If i push my gut right out i can almost touch the fence”