Denstone’s finest exports got together for the inaugural thought-leader conference yesterday in London to discuss the future of education. Keynote speakers included Prof Tim ‘dunna pud’ Collingwood and Simon ‘3 O levels’ Martin:
Feedback from Londoners included ‘..move big fella you’re blocking the pavement’ and ‘..another bottle of wine, really, are you sure?’
Collingwood summarised: “..in London there’s a train under the ground.”
Martin was last clutching a small manbag.
NOTE: if anyone sees a set of keys let me know
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| my tiny little handbag |
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| “If i push my gut right out i can almost touch the fence” |
